Oh my God, Harry slept with Sally...

"A Sheldon can do your income taxes. If you need a root canal Sheldon's your man, but humping and pumping is not Sheldon's strong suit. It's the name. Do it to me 'Sheldon', you're an animal 'Sheldon', ride me big 'Sheldon'. Doesn't work." - Harry

"Nothing. It's just that all men are sure it never happened to them and that most women at one time or another have done it so you do the math." - Sally

"Maybe you get to a certain point in your life when it's just too late to have sex." - Harry

"Look, Harry is one of my best friends and you are one of my best friends and if by some chance you two hit it off then we could all still be friends instead of drifting apart the way you do when you get involve with someone who doesn't know your friends." - Sally

"It's just like most of the time you go to bed with someone, she tells you her stories, you tell her your stories. But with Sally and me, we've already heard each other's stories, so once we went to bed, we didn't know what we were suppose to do, you know?" - Harry

"Fuck you!" - Sally

Well how about this way. I love that you get cold when it's seventy one degrees out, I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich, I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts, I love that after I spend a day with you I can still smell your perfume on my clothes and I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it's not because I'm lonely, and it's not because it's New Years Eve. I came here tonight because when you realise you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of the life to start as soon as possible." - Harry

"You see, that is just like you Harry. You say things like that and you make it impossible for me to hate you. And I hate you Harry... I really hate you." - Sally