I was watching the stars tonight, a cold and pleasant sort of evening. After all the storms passed by, it's nice to have a calm night to recollect.

Then Windows XP went kaput, and I lost everything, including all my precious bookmarks.

See? Microsoft is evil. And as I see it, XP really does stand for Xtra Poo.Luckily though, I still have my Powerbook G4, so not everything is a tragedy.

Yet I don't know how many expletives I've expended in the last four hours, certainly more than Andrew Dice Clay can handle. I think he's at home crying, with his head down on Dennis Leary's lap while the marshmallows are burnt crisp over the fireplace.

Yes, Bill Gates, you can go to hell too...