2001-11-26 - 12:25 p.m.
I'm sure of this. The older you get, the exponentially less exuberant your dreams become. For example, I used to dream about racing in Formula 1, hanging out with the hot women and movie stars in the pits while I signed autographs for the masses. But now, I only dream about racing go-karts, hanging out with trailer trash cafeteria ladies and track marshals while I signed autographs for the ma'am in seat 3a. As if my brain knows my own theoretical limits. Though, in reality, I did have fun dreaming about go-karting. If this keeps up, I'm pretty sure I'll be wishing I had that Big Wheel again... |