It's strange, but it seems that I've lost my mojo.

I'm not sure what happened. Could be because I forgot to shave this morning. Or perhaps I peed too hard this afternoon. I don't know, maybe it's because I forgot to tie my right shoelace.

I'm invisible now, which does not mean I can walk into female changing rooms without being noticed. More like my phone has not received any calls other than from telemarketers trying to sell more pay tee vee.

Not even one from my girlfriend, it seems. She insists that I'm not boring, just a bit stiff.

"Which part?" I ask...