My best thoughts usually come when I'm indisposed.

For example, they come when I'm brushing my teeth, driving my car, or taking a shower. Never when I'm sitting in front of a desk, actually trying to come up with one.

And because I'm lazy, I never write them down, and so I forget. What a waste of brain matter.

Like today, when I was taking a dump, I came up with a brilliant solution to world hunger.

Unfortunately, it seemed to have gone down the drain along with the rest of the crap...