2004-03-22 - 5:36 a.m.
The thing about being a pilot for a big airline is that there will obviously be the standard questions which you answer. Some of which, not listed by alphabetical or dumbassedness order, can be found here: Q - "Isn't it great to travel all over the world?" A - "Sometimes. But many days away from home." Q - "So do you have a limo that picks you up before every flight?" A - "Unfortunately, not." Q - "Are you guys like all rich or something?" A - "No, I still live with my mother, and my 29 other siblings." Q - "I heard you guys are drunk all the time. Is that true?" A - "Yes, most of the time. In fact, I'm drunk now ma'am." Q - "How's sex in the washroom?" A - "How's sex in a closet?" Q - "Do you do it with the flight attendants all the time?" A - "Oh for sure. By the way, isn't your mother a flight attendant?" Q - "So, when you..." A - "Just shut up before I put you in the ejection seat and press the 'FIRE' button, okay?" |