I think I gained two stone since the last time I've been to the doctor. He warned me not to eat all those sweets. But now...it is...too late...

It's the wicked witch, I tell you. It's all her fault.

The more pressing issue, however, is the fact that I can't eat as much as I used to anymore, and I never used to gain weight at all. Now, no matter how little I eat, I'm gaining more weight anyway. That's unfair, I reckon.

I suppose the only reason is that I'm lacking exercise, but really, I can't be bothered going to the gym. Yawn.

Oh well. I'll be making a visit to Harrods of Knightsbridge next week...