Another year older.

It's starting to seem irrelevant now, specific dates and such. The datum of 0 plus 365 (plus 1 every 4 years) is good if you have to keep a schedule for work, but otherwise, I really don't need to know exactly how old I am in yearly terms.

Let's just say, since I've been alive, the earth has completed 10227.178240742 sidereal rotations, and has been around the sun exactly 28.00048799 times.

And during that time, I've perhaps slept close to 76703.8368 hours, and gone to the bathroom 56249.48032 times. The amount of instances where I've said something vulgar is estimated at 204543.5648, and the number of times I farted is probably in the vicinity of 102271.7824 emissions. I probably forgot something important 255679.456 times, paid out somewhere close to $126,868.94 in taxes to the Canadian government, and had 12 teeth removed by a variety of dentists for a variety of causes.

I've had 3 cats go through my life (all still alive), 26 goldfish to my name (all dead), and I've only had one actual girlfriend (I think she's still alive).

The rest I'll consign to the history books, though I don't think anyone has written anything down...