I don't know what to say.

My mind is so confused, I'm grabbing random words out of my vocabulary and putting them together in haphazard sentences.

"My monkey ate my Cocoa Puffs so I had to bludgeon it to death with my spoon."

Before, I was overdosing on Panadol. Now it's Neurofen.

Oh well. I'm sure the hospital is sanitary enough for an extended stay...