Right. Sit Ubu, sit. Good dog.

It's four in the morning, Sunday morning, to be exact. I'm not up at this time of night because I'm doing charity work, but there are some things in my mind that I would like to sort out.

And it seems to be taking an inordinate amount of time. Perhaps I am slower than I used to be.

If a stranger of the opposite sex said, "I just want someone who's really for me" and looked over at you at the same time, is it a really bad thing if you shrugged and walked away?