Day 14:

I'm feeling relatively unloved.

It's Canada Day, and my friends all buggered off to the cottage or the beach for the week back home. Listened to some interesting answering machine greetings, but otherwise naught.

I'm just about the farthest I've ever been for any Canada Day. It's winter, I am not on holiday, and therefore beer will not be served cold.

Love me.

"You have the vocabulary of an aspidistra in panic."