I got "The Loudest Snore" award on the plane ride back. Oi.

Things I forgot to do:

a) Did not plug in shaver before I left. Shaver now has no batteries left.

b) Forgot to do laundry. Clean underwear now in short supply.

c) Should have left window open. Room now smells like five year old musk cologne.

d) Did not call mom to tell her I left. One thousand missed calls on phone, and a few angry voicemails. Oops.

e) Should have remembered to stay away longer.