All these people going up to Ceduna to see the solar eclipse. Busloads and busloads of people with dinky cameras that can't take a picture to save their life. All this effort just to go see 32 seconds of something that happens everynight; "oh look, it's dark now. Hooray."

So what did I do during the solar eclipse?

I was blowing my nose...

(I was, I still have the tissue to prove it.)