I just heard that it gets really hot here in the summer.

So hot, that seatbelts burn patterns on your stomach, akin to being branded like a cow. Apparently, you can get a tan here in ten minutes standing out on the tarmac. Whatever grass that is left turns into astroturf. And worst of all, we still have to wear our uniforms, including those itchy pants that stick to your thighs when you sweat a lot.

Right. I hate hot weather. I'd be better off sitting in the middle of Antartica than be standing out here looking like Grade A beef.

Drown me in ketchup, eh...