A night in a cab driver's diary, heavily pharaphrased from the anecdotes of Mr. Vlad(imir) the cab driver...

a) Shift starts.

b) Pick up passenger in city.

c) Passenger refuses to pay because he took an undesired routing.

d) Threatened to call cops, passenger pays. Leaves cab with dent on side door.

e) Hang out at gas station with buddies, have a coffee.

f) Pick up another passenger in bar district.

g) Passenger pukes on seat, leaves stench in entire cab.

h) Carry passenger to door, leaves him outside.

i) Hang out at gas station with buddies, have a coffee, clean cab.

j) Receives a call for pick-up near airport.

k) Arrive at destination, however no one is there.

l) Discovers street name similar to one on other side of the city. Heavy cursing ensues.

m) Returns to city, and picks up a couple of strippers going to work.

n) Turns out strippers are Russian, have conversation, and discover they come from same home town.

o) Information is exchanged, Vlad is happy.

p) Hangs out at gas station with buddies, have a coffee, and relates relevant information in regards to breast sizes.

p) Receives a call from another customer (me), picks him up outside of casino.

q) Talks for entire trip about life to customer (me), buys customer (me) free coffee at gas station.

r) Customer pays fare, leaves big tip. Vlad is happy.

s) Hangs out at gas station...