Chopped liver, in its own right, is probably one of the most disgusting things you can eat. Put it on a triscuit with some expensive 'fish eggs', and now it becomes snack for the rich and famous.

I decided to try this tonight, to see if I can shed my proletarian status. And I must say, it was quite good, though hardly filling. Not surprisingly, my cats wanted in on the departure from proletarianism, but they will not have any of it. Hey, it wasn't cheap, and they have it too easy already.

I wish my master would throw me some treats once in a while, instead of having to drive to the local convenience store (owned by Satan with an incurable accent) in frigid temperatures. Temperatures that, if not checked, can make my penis disappear forever within the recesses of my own body.

So anyway, I cannot sleep again, and I have a box of digestive cookies sitting in front of me. I'm tempted to eat a couple, but not for the price of having to brush my teeth again. But shit, am I ever hungry, and there's no more pat�...