Ever listen to James Taylor?

I keep downloading his songs from the net. Someone please stop me.

It's an oddity, isn't it. Sometimes, you feel like you're on top of the world. Well, not literally, because you'll die of oxygen starvation (and your blood may boil.)

But then, stricken with illness, you only manage to crawl out of bed to take a pee. Mindful that the toilet seat is down, you decide to spray it everywhere anyway, because you're too weak for rational thought.

Not that I did that this morning...right, off you go, nothing to see here.