Spaghetti with meat sauce I do adore
Tummy aches are something I had before
Rice and veggies are always a bore
But they don't make my tummy feel nearly as sore
It's about to explode, run for your lives!
Oh dear, I think I'm in for a nice big surprise...

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A lifetime of pleasure, I do refrain
Pain is an instrument, I do disdain

For whatever reason when you do come forth
Times like these I'd wish to ignore

Like an idealogue who is set adrift
Alone on the dark seas, I feel remiss

- To feel like an idiot...


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