Sometimes, my relationship is like a horrible comedy movie.

Just cheese, more cheese, and the odd fart.

Perhaps I do enjoy the odd B-movie or two. Since my day to day life is like a bad daytime drama, it is nice to get away from that once in a while.

Otherwise, I'll just end up like a housewife who can't even iron properly. The blank stares into white walls that aren't even painted properly.

But I digress...