I added a rubber duckie to my bathroom collection.

It's made of rubber, and it resembles a duck.

Well, a cute duck with large eyes, an inflatable tummy, and big thighs that resemble wings.

In any case, it's a hit with the ladies. Or lady. Okay, it's all in my imagination.

But still, it makes me happy to see him when I am shampooing my hair.

Until the point when the shampoo starts getting into my eyes.

Then it makes my eyes hurt...